Though almost as fun as having two actual, miniature giraffes that clop-clopped around your house, these giraffe slippers don't poop. They might start to smell though, depending on your foot hygiene. If so, you can take the slippers to your local zoo and have the keepers powerwash them into shreds. You'll have to buy a new pair of slippers then, the 30-day warranty doesn't apply to shredding by powerwash.
Made with giraffe-print plush, foam footbeds, and non-slip grips on soles.